![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:15 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Her: Your house is an eyesore. We're proud of our houses in this neighborhood.
Me: Is that your car? (Point at her dented and rusty Jetta TDI)
Her: Yes but wh-
Me: I've got to look at your piece of shit car all day so it seems a fair trade for you to have to walk past my scraggy lawn. I don't have as much money as you. I can't afford as much as you can. I wish one day that my biggest problem is having to look at houses that aren't as nice as mine.
She just walked away.
Disclosure: I live in a 128 year-old house that needs some work. I bust ass on it after work but it has a long way to go. Pictured is my "eyesore" of a home.
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:17 |
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Damn, you could fit that house through a letter slot
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:18 |
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WTF? That's a gorgeous house. So there's a weed or two out front - just gives it character.
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![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:21 |
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I think they're jealous of your land barge.
And TBH, the house doesn't look bad from what I suppose is a Streetview photo.
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:22 |
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Thanks haha although I do need to mow the lawn (all 6*5 of it) she could have approached the subject better
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:23 |
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Is a streetview photo! I'm too lazy to actually walk out and take a shot
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:24 |
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Doesn't look bad to me. Looks good for 128 years old. id like to see wha the other houses look like to make yours an eyesore. You should be proud of any house you have, you are the one that works to pay for it and maintain it and other peoples opinions aren't going to change that.
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:26 |
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Thanks man. That's her house just to the left. I don't give a crap about the neighbors. I'm not doing anything illegal haha
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:29 |
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What a cunt.
That's a nice old house.
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:30 |
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That house looks fucking awesome!
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:33 |
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Thanks! I love it and I love the neighborhood, cranky lady aside
![]() 09/21/2014 at 19:36 |
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That's a very attractive house. Kind of a shame someone painted the brick, but that was probably done long time ago.
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Dude, she has a skylight. Obviously, she is way fancier than you.
Also, now might be a good time to get into gangsta rap.
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I'd say you handled it well. I would've been more coarse and just told her to fuck off.
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PEOPLE. FUCKING. SUCK.
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You do realize that if she comes home tomorrow with a new car, you're fucked, right?
![]() 09/21/2014 at 20:16 |
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I can live with those odds
![]() 09/21/2014 at 20:35 |
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Just be like, "Oh yeah, your house really is beautiful. It sure would be a shame if it were to unfortunately burn down during the night, wouldn't it?"
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Your home is beautiful. I don't know where you live but if it was close by, I would kill for a tour! That lady needs to get off her high horse. Also, old houses for the win.
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Arson would be fun, but we share a wall, unfortunately
![]() 09/21/2014 at 21:08 |
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That's a nice house, but it doesn't have that fancy ass skylight that probably leaks, so I guess you are a peasant.
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lol peasant lyfe
![]() 09/26/2014 at 20:25 |
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I had a feud with the old guy next door for awhile about my lawn. Then some decorative shrubs in his yard died, and I haven't heard shit from him.